AISubs v3.7
Eat a lot of food that will make you want to pee, and pee a lot!
[Congratulations, you're in the first group of pooping squad!]
Hello, I'm the poop squad captain, Okita Megane, and I'm the 10th member of the poop squad.
We're in trouble.
We're in the poop squad like we're in Shinsengumi.
- We're not in the squad, you were originally in the squad. - Why?!
- You're in the second squad and the third squad. - What?!
- By the way, Yumemaru is also in the poop squad. - He's not in it!
- Is it okay for four of you to be in such a squad out of six people? - Well, there's even a possibility that the 10th squad equals the poop squad.
But for some reason, the moment they said "pee" and "poop" as a joke...
- Yes! - Well, it's almost Shinsengumi, isn't it?
To be honest, we're just doing what we've been curious about for you guys.
It's better to have as much data as possible, but those two were cool and said, "Four of you, go."
- It's not like we're trying to be cool or anything. - Well, title calls are everything, but...
- People often say, "99% of cucumbers are water." - I'm worried about you, too.
- 99% of this is water. - No way!
- If you say it like that... - No way!
So, in order to see if this is really water, we've been thinking about what we should do.
So, today's video is complete. It's 8 in the morning now, but you guys can't drink anything at all.
- No way... - Instead of that...
You can eat a lot of food that looks like it has a lot of water in it.
It's a battle or a test of what's going to pee the most.
- Well, it could be anything. - That's right. If you eat a lot of food, you'll pee a lot.
We're going to use the same strategy today, so we'll ask you in the morning.
- Well, I'll go first. - Okay.
- Okay! - Okay!
- We're going to do something weird. - Cucumber and eggplant. - Oh.
- Well, this cooking method is used in various ways and it's delicious. - Oh, I see. You mean cooking.
- Yes. - I see.
- I think this is fine. - Oh, this is strong. - This is strong, isn't it?
- I feel like this is the most water-soluble. - Well, however, no matter what you eat and drink, the water will get dirty as a result.
- So, it doesn't matter if it's close to water at first. - Yeah.
- It doesn't make sense for your body to absorb it, does it? - Yeah.
- So, it's better to eat something that you think will get you dirty. In other words, it's better to eat something that's not nutritious. - Oh.
- I think tomatoes are nutritious. - Yeah. - Yeah.
- Cucumber and eggplant. - Ah.
- Kondo... - ...so. - I'm the captain.
- My plan is... these guys! - Ta-dah!
- What? - Cucumber and eggplant.
- Well, it can't be helped. - Yeah.
- And you know what? I'll put one in! - You're stupid.
- What?! - If you put it in...
- Yeah. - ...the water will come out. - That's right.
- The salt will remove the water. - Chi-chi-chi - chi-chi...
- Chi-chi-chi-chi cancel! - Chi-chi-chi-chi-chi cancel!
- Chi-chi-chi-chi-chi... - Oh, no! This "chi-chi - chi-chi" is strong!
- Chi-chi-chi-chi... - Chi-chi-chi-chi...
- Ha-ha-ha!
- Chi-chi-chi-chi... - Ha-ha!
- Chi-chi-chi-chi... - Beautiful! Wow, it's beautiful!
- This is... much better than this! - Ha-ha-ha!
- How is it? - It's good.
- Now... I'll try the main course and put one in. - Yeah.
- Then, I'll take my favorite... this kiwi... - Yeah.
- And then, this coffee... - Yeah.
It has a curing effect.
It's a famous food that makes you want to poop.
Caffeine.
Mamonte Daijou.
I woke up.
You woke up, too?
I woke up.
Mamonte Daijou's elbow is...
You two are better than Mamonte Daijou.
Mamonte Daijou's elbow is...
Poop-poop.
Oh, I see.
This.
What is it?
This?
What?
This is...
Is it made of this?
It doesn't work in front of you.
I wanted to eat it.
What?
Isn't it supposed to be this?
No, no, no.
This is a drink.
Can't we just take part of it?
Oh, I see.
Fruits alliance.
Oh, I see.
Well, well, well.
Well, from melon.
And, well,
I want to eat udon, too.
If you poop in this state now,
you'll lose the result, right?
Now, in front of you all,
squeeze it out in front of you.
That's probably gross.
Can you bring me a paper cup?
Here?
It can't be helped.
No!
The thread comes out easily, too.
Oh, it doesn't come out.
Oh, it comes out!
It comes out easily!
The amount of champagne in the morning is the same for everyone.
Oh, I don't like it either.
Anyway, let's drink water first.
I want to eat breakfast and lunch, so I'll eat this, too.
I'll eat melon, too.
Thank you for the meal!
Oh, by the way, is my grilled morning going well?
Oh, you're grilling it!
There's a lot of water in it!
I'm eating melon.
Oh, it's delicious.
Yeah, it's delicious.
It's delicious.
It's dangerous.
Wow!
It looks delicious!
As expected of Mr. Limbo!
What?
Oh, it didn't come out.
This is not good for lunch, is it?
Wow! It's disgusting!
Wow!
It's disgusting!
It's like this on the table!
No!
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
Put it back in.
What the hell is this?
It has a name written on it.
It's easy to tell who it is.
Why do you think this is necessary?
Bad man!
All you have to do is weigh it now.
You don't need the first one, do you?
I just put out the first one in order to align the conditions.
Oh, I see.
By the way, you know what?
I think I'm going to retire.
What?
The taste is too strong.
What's wrong with you?
Are you okay?
The more I eat, the more my throat is dry.
You're not going to lose to someone worse than you.
I don't think I can do it.
I'm going to eat this one.
Okay.
Oh, good.
This one is big for me.
Ouch!
It hurts!
The four-legged competition is over.
Who do you think will win this time?
Who do you think will win?
Satsuma-san.
I think you need a lot of salt for this project.
I'm sure you'll have a dry throat.
That's right.
There's no way I'm not going to lose water by eating this.
Ouch!
My tongue hurts so much.
I got it.
I don't feel good.
I just realized that there is almost no water.
What is it?
It's a konjac field.
Are you okay?
It might be bad.
I got a konjac field.
If it's a konjac field, I'm going to die.
What is it?
It's amazing that it's so fast.
I'm sorry.
It's wet and burnt.
Ouch!
It's my dad and mom.
It's like "dabo-dabo".
Don't do it.
It's spicy.
What are you doing?
What is he doing today?
If you don't eat tomatoes and eggplants, you won't get sick.
Did you know that cucumbers scream a lot?
I brought it in.
Tetsuya told me about it.
It screams a lot.
Cucumbers scream a lot.
Don't eat it!
A long time ago, Tetsuya went to an American man and said, "My dick is cucumber!"
Everyone laughed at him.
It doesn't make sense.
On the contrary, I thought, "My dick is cucumber."
It would be funny if a foreign person suddenly appeared and said that.
I want to touch the water because I want to take a shower.
Can I just put my fingertips on it?
I want to see a cup of water.
Wow!
It's stuck!
It's crystal!
I just drank one cup of water.
My eyes are clogged.
This is really delicious.
Thank you!
Let's eat!
Grape, sugar, fruit juice, konjac powder.
We don't order food, do we?
It's a shame, but I'll order it.
"Bafun".
It looks like "bafun".
I can't help it.
I've been wanting to eat it for a while.
Strawberry!
I saw it!
I was doing it while saying that it's dangerous not to take water.
Give me beef stew!
Beef stew, right?
I can't eat soup.
I can't eat clam chowder, can I?
Isn't soup more of a drink?
Yes.
I got it!
Clam chowder!
Is it the same as "kofi ze"?
Clam chowder is delicious.
We're going to eat like this for now.
We'll do our best for today's shooting!
- Captain Nante! - What?! Me?! Captain!
- What's up with you?! - I just got some rest, so I wanted to do some Nante music in my dream.
- Wow! - What are you doing?!
- Whoa! My clothes! - It's yellow!
- Whoa! - There's quite a bit of it!
- It looks like it was seduced. - There's a lot of it!
- There's a lot of it!
- Okay! I'm gonna do my best! - Right now!
- Baaaaam! - You!
- And the rider turned into an armored titan, Kaki! - Hahaha!
- Oh no! I'm gonna get hit too! - Du!
- Oh, it's about half of it...
- Oh! 227 grams! - 58 grams! - Oh, that's pathetic!
- 106 grams! - Yeah!
- 227 grams! That's strong! - Wow! I did my best! - You did!
- Right now, my fried chicken is making my beef fish! - I see!
- Do you have pudding? - Yes, we do! - Okay! Give me some pudding!
- 10 pieces of pudding! - There's no pudding in this! - Hahaha!
- What is it? - Don't eat me!
- Hahaha! - Du?
- Isn't there a lot of hair in this video? - Hahaha!
- I didn't want to touch it, but when I talk about it, there's a lot of hair! - Hahaha!
- There's a lot of hair in this video, but when I talk about it, there's a lot of hair in this video! - Hahaha!
- It's finally here! - Isn't this cheating?
- This is my beef stew! - Wow!
- Aaaaaah! Don't put weird things in it! - Wow!
- This is really... - Thank you! I'll eat it now!
- It's so good! - Here you go.
I was kidding when I said I was going to eat it, but I can't forget it.
- Shibuya-san, if you eat it you won't be able to leave it! - It's like evil. - It's like evil!
- It's not good for your health. - It's not good.
- It's so good! - I'm going to flashback!
What should I answer?
Ouch!
- It's so big! - It's so big!
- It really looks like it's going to spill! - Chairman Yonman! - Yes?
- Do you think it's going to be in front of you? - No, it's going to be poop.
- Look at it! - Here you go.
Hey!
It's hot!
- It's hot! - It's hot!
- It's amazing! - Ah, I see!
- There's evidence that it's a popular product. - There is.
My tongue hurts so much.
- What is it for? - What is "cats" for?
- "Cats" for what? - What is "cats" for?
- Can I try it now? - Yes, you can!
- Wow, it's close! - It's good!
- It has a presence, the yellow one. - The yellow one is...
- It's like a warning light. - Yes.
- When you look at humans, it's dangerous. - It's dangerous! - It's dangerous!
- 101 grams. - It's pretty high.
- It's stronger than I thought. - It's stronger than I thought?
- I'm going to try it now. - Okay.
- Why is it facing this way? - Both sides.
- I hope it's not garbage. - Wow!
- It's like spring water! - Are you stupid? You don't know anything about this?
- Wow! It's big! - 60 grams.
- I'm going to try it now! - Okay!
- I think it's pretty high now. - Hey, don't look at me like that.
- Hey, close it! - Wow, it's close! You're crazy!
- No! It exploded! It exploded! - You're kidding me!
- 66 grams. - I can't believe it.
- We're going to the next shooting like this? - It's pretty impossible, right?
- It's impossible. It's possible that you'll have a sore throat at the end. - It's possible, it's possible.
- It's possible that you'll have a sore throat at the end. - But it's amazing, the cucumber.
- But it's just one cucumber, right? - Yeah, it might be.
- If you cut it like this in your brain, wouldn't it be like this? - Yeah.
- 162 grams. - That's a lot!
- Tetsuya's is 77 grams. - Shibuya's pee is warm.
- 100 grams. - It's nice.
- It's like a different world. - It's funny that the color of the front is unified now.
- It's dark, isn't it? It's messed up. - It's a different color.
Shibuya's hell, 4 and a half.
So, it's been about 8 hours.
How are you feeling?
I've been eating konnyaku for the whole time.
I can do it now.
I had one cucumber and a water bottle.
To be honest, I'm not thirsty.
I'm thirsty, so I'd like to drink water.
But I'm too thirsty to drink water.
I almost broke my cup.
I didn't need it.
I finished filming when I realized it.
In other words, you didn't have anything.
I didn't have anything, but now my cup is broken.
This is the last measurement, so please do it.
Can I do it?
Go for it, P-FISH!
It's a big one!
It's amazing.
It's bigger than I thought.
It's moving.
Isn't it the color of a cucumber?
Isn't it green?
No way!
Isn't it green in front of you?
In front of you?
No way!
It's true that water comes out of food.
That's right.
Can you do it?
Shibuya's 157.
It's the highest.
Yuta's 114.
It's suspicious.
It's a good match.
Shime's 312.
It's strange.
Ouch!
But you know...
It's not because it's funny or anything.
If you get rid of the idea of it being a cup, it becomes something natural.
What are you talking about?
You've had a lot of cups before, right?
There's no bitterness or bitterness like that.
I was particular about the material.
So there's no unpleasantness.
If you say it's thin...
If you say it too much, you'll regret it.
I got it.
Since we're here...
Out of curiosity...
Let's try the taste of his pee here.
It's not that bad!
I'm usually not the first one.
Okay, you guys.
The one who loses rock-paper-scissors has to drink it.
Okay, if you say it like that...
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
That's too much.
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
It's the least bitter.
It's not bad, but try holding it.
It's the worst.
Okay, I'll drink it.
It's just a thin cup.
Mushi Megane-san, 792 yen.
Tetsuya-san, 375 yen.
Muneo-san, 353 yen.
I lost!
How meaningless this cucumber is...
I got it.
I'll accept it as water.
Water!
Now that we know what's going on,
since the upper limit is different,
and since there's a bit of variation in various data,
we'd like to investigate it a little more with more information,
but whatever it is!
Thank you for your hard work!
Seriously!
Wow!
Everyone, thank you for your hard work!
Cheers!
Wow...
It went in!
The timing was perfect!
With that said,
through this video,
we learned about the gratitude of water,
and the mystery of human flesh,
no, vegetables, vegetables, and their mystery,
but this division of labor
will continue to work in the universe
in order to face our "why",
so if you have anything you'd like us to investigate,
please let us know in the comments section below.
With that said,
division of labor versus this group,
dismissed!
Dismissed!
What does that mean?
Our "why" is...
you.
It's normal for you to push things away.
You're pushing things away.
Hahahahaha!
It was important for you to push things away!
It's not "pushing"
it's "dismissal"!
Gasp!